The London dating scene is possibly not the best social circle to ente

Published Tuesday, 17th Nov 09:37 GMT

The London dating scene is possibly not the best social circle to enter if you are looking for true love. It is a vicious circle of swapping beds and weekly gossip. Some do actually say that an STD doctor would have a field day if everyone signed up for a examination.There are two types of people involved, the players and the victims. The victims disappear quietly having realised that they will never find any man who will marry them within the next six months. The players stay around for years, until they get bored of comparing their scorecard with their best friends.

"How do I know this?", I hear you ask. It is because I am a veteran and survivor of the London dating scene. For many years I groomed and primed myself only to discover the next day that I had been dropped like a hot brick. Telephone numbers were false and stories of owning a holiday home in the Seychelles were fabricated. If you are looking for love and someone to adore you then I would advise signing up for a dating service instead. They are a lot kinder on the heart, get to the point quicker and certainly are a lot cheaper.

If you still decide to ignore my advice then I ask you to follow my tips to ensure you are not eaten up and spat out by every player on the London dating scene. Do not sleep with someone on the first date, it is a big signal to many men that you are not marriage material. Do not insist on being a ladette, matching your date beer for beer only makes him compare you to his rugby friends. Swearing at the waiter because he forgot your drink order makes your date think you are the equivalent to Cruilla De ville. Do not sit there crying about how last weeks date abandoned you in the restaurant leaving you to pay the bill. It happened, get over it.

These are just a few of the top tips that I can give you however there are plenty more. Whether or not you want to seek them out for yourself is if you want to survive the london dating scene. If you decide just to be care free then I can guarantee you that you will learn the lesson the hard way. All the tips I have given you above are my mistakes, please do not make the same.

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